Aimless Wandering through Time and Space (or Life)

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Boooooooots

Gotta say, the fact that the boots I ordered weren’t the size I wanted is now alright considering they sent me the more expensive ones I DIDN’T order. Well, and they still fit, which is also important.

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PSA for a hot guy in London…

So, we totally made out and danced last night at Heaven for a good hour. (And felt each other up, but that’s par for the course, naturally). Thanks for that! Come back next week!

Permalink Yum. I’ll take one of each, please!
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Permalink OMG, Matt Smith. Why you so hot? And this feels totally appropriate after the night I had yesterday (well, technically really this morning. But whatever).
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London, stay brilliant

So, I shouldn’t be quite so giddy about ho-ing it up tonight, but seriously, I never ho it up. Making out with three different guys within the span of an hour at a foam party is not slutty. If we all went back in the corner…then yes, that is slutty. Making out? Not so much. And apparently Italian tourists really loved that I’m American. Who knew? Anyway, it is now 6am, and I must sleep. First, though, time to brush my teeth.

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“he’s sexy and he knows it”

Mmmm. Rory. 
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Tea party protest signs translated (via)

Oh, United States. Thank God I now live in England. Y’all be stupid. Well, just the Tea Party. But that’s bad enough. Freaking tea baggers. And not even the good kind.
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I have now decided that should I ever be so absolutely cool as to use a Harry Potter pickup line, this is the one for me: “I can help polish your magic wand for you. Maybe give it a little Hufflepuff ;)”. Obviously the ;) would be an actual wink, unless I used this as an online pickup line. Which would just be creepy. But, all the same….any takers? :D

Permalink Oh, Matthew Lewis. You got LUCKY. And very, very hot.
Permalink I cling to the hope that this is true many, many times.
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Wow, this must be a record!

Not even a full week in this city and already I got stood up! Yay!……….Seriously. If you want to cancel, that’s fine. But please, please, please have the balls to FUCKING TELL ME! Don’t just not contact me at all and then choose to not respond to my messages. Because that’s childish, and it hurts whomever you are doing it to. So, fuck off. Good day. 

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You know, I don’t think I’ll ever learn.

So, prospects in London may have arisen. All currently on a let’s just be friends basis, which is perfectly fine with me. And I have a tentative “date” for Thursday. Dear lord, I hope I’m not setting myself up for disappointment again……

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It is official…

I have now moved to London. And that is awesome. It’s nice to be back here, and this time to live here. Classes start tomorrow, and next up after that is finding me a sweet British boyfriend. Any takers?